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Just came back from a work christmas party. It was fun! Just about as much fun as I’ve had all week. It feels good being happy again.
It’s a shame though that even though I’m the youngest, I’m the only one who could hold and control my drink.
Gonna give Jubes a text in about ten minutes to see if she’s reached home safely. Being happy is fine but drunk driving isn’t.
Having a piece of buttered bread to make sure I don’t wake up feeling icky in the morning. All was well. it was a great night. Couldn’t have had better company.
Aimee’s mum wasn’t too happy when she picked Aimee up. Aimee was completely smashed. Wished she hadn’t drank that much. I had to help her to the car. Her mom asked me how many drinks she’s had. I told her she got to this stage about 15 minutes ago, but otherwise she was fine. I really wasn’t sure how many drinks she had.
I really hope she’s able to get to work tomorrow. She’s like my little sister, even though she’s two years older than me.
WOW
Hayley outdid her self again. <3
Looks a bit like Sierra Kusterbeck with the undercut :)
I have disappeared from the face of the interwebz. (Almost. Tumblr is just for laughs really)
Had Beer.Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.
Wrote on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.
Driven a carBeen sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.
Failed a class.
Failed a test.Went to summer school.
Got worse than a D
Got A & B’sRecorded my own music.
Read an entire book.
Had an xbox.
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Practiced Christianity.
Worn makeup.Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery.
Had my license.
Been to a college.
Graduated high school.Attempted suicide.
Self harmed.
Worn colored contacts.
Painted my nails black.Broken someone’s heart.
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight.
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.Broke a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee
Eaten something bad/expired.
Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
Danced with someone of the same sex.
Owned an ipod.
Owned an iphone.Fell for a best friend.
Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.
Moved out.Ran away.
Had a job.Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on YouTube.Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.Dropped out of school.
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to Church.Been to Canada.
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass.Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Wish you were somebody else.Kissed someone
Been to europe
Used photobooth with your friends
Hated every bitch at your school
Been hated for no reason
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