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I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
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Dec 18 '11

Just came back from a work christmas party. It was fun! Just about as much fun as I’ve had all week. It feels good being happy again.
It’s a shame though that even though I’m the youngest, I’m the only one who could hold and control my drink.

Gonna give Jubes a text in about ten minutes to see if she’s reached home safely. Being happy is fine but drunk driving isn’t.

Having a piece of buttered bread to make sure I don’t wake up feeling icky in the morning. All was well. it was a great night. Couldn’t have had better company.

Aimee’s mum wasn’t too happy when she picked Aimee up. Aimee was completely smashed. Wished she hadn’t drank that much. I had to help her to the car. Her mom asked me how many drinks she’s had. I told her she got to this stage about 15 minutes ago, but otherwise she was fine. I really wasn’t sure how many drinks she had. 

I really hope she’s able to get to work tomorrow. She’s like my little sister, even though she’s two years older than me. 

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Dec 17 '11
itstracyy:

hayleyfashion:

theparamoreblog:

New hurr… new skurrt… as always, The Smiths. - Hayley

WOW

Hayley outdid her self again. <3

Looks a bit like Sierra Kusterbeck with the undercut :)

itstracyy:

hayleyfashion:

theparamoreblog:

New hurr… new skurrt… as always, The Smiths. - Hayley

WOW

Hayley outdid her self again. <3

Looks a bit like Sierra Kusterbeck with the undercut :)

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Dec 17 '11

I have disappeared from the face of the interwebz. (Almost. Tumblr is just for laughs really)

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Dec 16 '11

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Dec 7 '11

Anonymous asked:

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This is embarrassing- I lost too lost 15pounds in about almost the same time frame as you did without “crack” or your magic mana potion. perhaps try convincing someone else with your magic mojo because I’m not buying it (literally and figuratively)

thanks for the nice (1) in my mailbox this morning, anon spam bot
 

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Dec 6 '11

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