For Me?

Mar 17
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Today!

Ring ring Ms. X: hi this is Mr. Daniel’s office, Jenny speaking. Me: oh. Hi. Is Daniel in today? Ms Jenny: he.. Oh he’s not in today do you want to leave a message or call him back? Me: no. It’s ok. When will he be back? Ms. Jenny: he… Will be Back on Friday. Cuz he has some courses these few days whatever that is me: oh. Okay then thanks. I’ll call back on Friday. you can feel the frustration Ms. Jenny: NO. It’s no problem. Bye have a good day.

X.X Esther was supposed to drop by and ask mr. D some questions for me today so I called in to check if he’s available to speak to today. Lucky I called. What a waste.

Much love Em.

Mar 16
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“No i’ve got like so much money, come back to my house, I’ve got like so much money, I’ll give you some.. But what came out was… Bleerrghh”

HAHAHA best. line. ever.

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justzureen:

9gag:

Raikkonen’s Mood States

 AHAHAHA.
Freaking ACE. They don’t call them the Ice Man for nothing.

justzureen:

9gag:

Raikkonen’s Mood States

 AHAHAHA.

Freaking ACE. They don’t call them the Ice Man for nothing.

Via, justzureen

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Checking in

Hi! It’s been a few days now and no reply from ANUC. I wonder how much trouble I’ll be in if someone from the anuc faculty team were to stumble upon my tumblr. Uh oh :-/ Maybe I should use pysuedoymns next time…

I can just imagine what they’d say….

“oh um Emily apart from the fact that you failed getting into the college due to you very sub par results; there are evidence of you insulting members if the faculty. In normal circumstances we would allow you to somehow re-sit an entrance exam however we cannot ignore what has been brought to our attention and this forthcoming information is definitely not tolerated in our community. -ANU”

Haa burrrrnnn. Time to edit some names :S

Love, Emily

Mar 13
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Morning!

Mar 12
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Recap of the week.

I promise I will not say anything about ANU College after this sentence.x

My little pink acer laptop died twice in a week so I thought it was time to let it down. (it broke down 4 times in the year that I had it)

So I ordered a red dell laptop (inspiron 14 if you want the specifics). I don’t think I need to go to great lengths to tell you about how the service is like here. It says it would be delivered in 5 days… its been almost a week now and no news. I’ll just wait for another week I suppose.

On top of that a little drama happened two days ago involving a very very very angry me and a douchebag. (I hate getting into a fit but sometimes, some people just need to be screamed at.)

So my mom’s friend’s son (abt 9) was about to sit next to me & share something from his lunchbox when some retard comes and snatches the lunchbox. He was about to eat what’s in it when obivously I told him off. He retaliated. Our argument escalated. Teachers intervined. The little boy got his food back. IMHO, there is no need to fight when you’re stealing a boys lunch. And he threatened to slap me, (in which I put him I’m his place) I’ve never bern threatened to be slapped by anyone and this GUY starts threatening me. I could say so many things about this guy but I think his actions speak louder than my words.

Been watching so much Miami Ink lately, it’s not funny. But still not inclined to get one though. I’m chicken shit when it comes to needles. I wish I was kidding too..

I have chem tuitions in like an hour. so not up for it. i swear… :( But all this ANU College talk isn’t about to derail me from the fact that I still need to get past my IGCSEs.

Shit. I just broke a promise.

I have a weeks’ worth of exams left. and after that I have babysitting duties to carry out (which involves moolah so I’m not complaining)

umm, everyone get what’s app, skype, words with friends on your iphones. NOW. :)

Much Love

Emily

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Being Chicken Sh*t

Hi! Today I had to ask the people at ANU some questions that I had left out during my phone q&a two mornings ago.

Being a scrooge & chicken shit I opted for email this time around) to be honest it would be the best option since the “questions that I had left out” turned out to be like, 8 questions long, complete with sub-questions within the aforementioned 8. Shush. I know what you’re thinking. “what in the world were you doing if you still have a billion questions to ask after you had just spoken to the rep one on one?!”

I swear when I was concieved an alliel had not been properly cloned somewhere in meiosis process. I kid.

ANYWAY back to the title, I had to send in a list of questions to the infamous Mr. Konno. I guess you could say using e mail, the chances of you messing up is just about 0.01%, since you could have everything laid out, spell checked, and rephrased before sending it across with the just right amount of impossible charisma radiating from it.

I actually had laid out the questions on a sheet prior to the email because I had all the intentions to give them a call instead. But as my sheet grew longer and longer, I realized that there would only be two outcomes to that.

a) I start dozing off after asking question 3.ai. (I wasnt kidding when I said sub questions) due to the time (it’s 5 & 1/2 hours earlier than india and I usually call them at 9 or 10 am their time… You do the math)

Orrr

B) I need to knock on Lakshmi Mittal/ Mukesh Ambani’s doors to beg for money to pay for the phone bill…

Anyway I sent the email last night, & I don’t expect a reply till late next week but the little voice in my head forced me to switch my manual push settings on my iPhone to Fetch email every hour…

I reviewed the email (after i sent it) and yes I believe I had made a few typos here & there and i think I might have been a little too formal in some parts & extremely casual in other parts but, it’s just an email after all.

I’ve typed out millions of emails to millions of people including celebs/ authoritative figures/ family/ highschool admissions/ teachers/ headmistress but I can’t wrap my head around why I’m so concerned about this particular mail. Maybe it’s because it’s making me believe that I’m one step closer in moving forward. … And also the fact that apart from my results, my future is in the hands of this one person. How charming. (not)

Tell me if you like my day to day recap of my roller coaster journey to ANU College. If you think it’s a little whiney leave me a note & I’ll switch back to regular posts.

MUCH LOVE EMILY X

Ps. I’ll post the pic of the “list” later. It’s a little vague but you can make out what it says…

This was part of it.

Mar 11
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Another ANU College Conversation (fail)

So, Hello people!

so sorry I’ve not been posting for way too long. A follow up from the last post, I did indeed feel something because shortly after my post, the devastating news of the quake in Chile, San Fran and several other Asian countries came up. So there you have it, I have not gone insane. My thoughts go out to those in the affected areas.

__________

Moving on, on a lighter note; I had to contact ANU College again for to get my unanswered questions… well, answered. I’ve tried emailing, I’ve tried to call Mr.Daniel Konno (the guy who is handling all my admission details and stuff) for the past 4 days and he doesn’t seem to be picking up or answering my mail.

Yesterday, I called yet again. I knew no one was going to pick up, I was just wanted to say to myself, “hey, at least I tried.”

So, it was about 4am in the morning (time differences, remember?) and I was still rolling about in bed, questions i needed to ask were locked in brain (which was still in sleep mode). I was basically just humouring myself as I was SO sure no one was going to pick up. Then, Suddenly;

“Hello, this is Mr. Daniel Konno speaking.”

I froze. I didn’t know what to say, for heaven’s sake, I couldn’t even remember my own name much less form a coherent greeting. I was so caught off guard that my reply was probably etched in his brain for good under the “Students With Something Wrong Up There” category.

my very smart reply was, “uhhhhh… Hi, Is this Mr. Daniel Konno?”

yes I know. Fail. Fail. Fail.

At least he didn’t make me feel like an ass as he could have cracked a wiseass remark on my silly reply, and the just woke up voice (very obvious). All he said was, “Well, yes it is. Is this Emily?”

I guess my stupidity must’ve shone through after all the conversations I’ve had with him, otherwise how would he have guessed that the rethorical reply could only come from me? I suppose the other excuse would be the … nondescript accent. But I’d like to think that he has many students calling him with a nondescript accent, so it has to be the stupidity. or both.Sigh.

Then, when I asked him about his email, his reply (or lackthereof) was rather mean *insert pursed lips here*

i wasn’t sure if I got the right email since he had not replied me, so i asked him if I got the right email address.

Emily: So, this email address *insert email address here* is the right one, right?

Mr. D: yes, yes it is, In fact I did receive your email but I haven’t got the time to come around to read what it said, I’m really sorry, I’ll definitely read it through and reply accordingly.

—pause— I bet he dreads opening letters from “Emily.” —-unpause—

Emily: It’s okay. Whatever I needed to ask you has already been asked. Yeah I was hoping I could contact you from via email since, I don’t think it’s very healthy of me to get up at 4am everytime I need to ask you something…

Mr.D: 4 AM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeeah that was basically his reply.

OH, Oh, and then when I asked him what was his preferred method of receiving application forms, he said,

“well, if you HAVE ACCESS to internet, you can read from the brochure the methods of applying. I wouldn’t mind either methods, as long as you’ve included whatever that is required…”

“so would it be okay for me to scan my transcripts?”

“IF YOU HAVE ACCESS to a scanner, sure why not. Just email it to me.”

….

I wish I had the guts to say, “um yes we do have internet access, but I have to take the elephant to find the place which has a scanner (approx. 35 km from where I live and like 7 hours via the elephant- cab express) and I have to do it before 5pm because there is no electricity beyond 5pm. I guess I better start flinging bananas out the window to hail down an elephant cab for myself now, before it’s too late.”

But I’m not going to keep whining, I guess. It gives me something to laugh to every time I need to ask something.

Love,
Emily.

p.s: umm, exams are going on now, (preboards) So wish me luck! This will be given in to ANU so, this exam is rather important :S

Feb 25
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Sorry

HI

So sorry I haven’t been updating at all lately.

I went back for a week and that was really awesome. I managed to meet up with most of you, (sorry not all. i did say MOST, didn’t i?) I also, managed to go to Singapore for 3 days, got to meet up with my cousins and extended family which was also ACE.

The reason why I’m not uploading the video now and typing a half decent apology for it is because I swear to god, i felt a tremor.

Believe me or not, I felt a tremor like 10 minutes ago. I don’t exactly know where the origins of it is from, but I can tell you it lasted for about 5-10 seconds, and I knew for a fact that it wasn’t something mundane (like my fart, haha) because I had my earings on the table, and i saw it shake too, eventhough i myself felt the tremor whilst on the bed.

Anyway. I’ll just keep a look out on that tomorrow in the papers.

Speaking of papers, India’s Budget will be released tomorrow. That’s something to look out for. If this wasn’t a public blog, I would have a 1500 word essay about this matter. But It’s okay. I’ll keep the democracy for another time.

That’s all for now. I will upload the video x

(see, i didn’t really disclose a time)

much love

Emily

p.s: check my facebook/ twitter for more updates

www.facebook.com/emilynmonroe

or

www.twitter.com/emilynmonroe

Feb 04
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Vlog, in the next post.

Dear Tumblr Enthusiasts,

(did i spell that right? Sorry brain’s fried today) I maybe uploading a vlog tomorrow, which is LONG overdue because well it’s almost reaching the end of winter and I did that vlog mid- winter (at the peak). My aim is to get that up before it hits 40 degrees haha…

Guess what? I’m GOING BACK TO MALAYSIA in TWO (2) WEEKS. ACTUALLY i had to pause to check because according to my CALCULATIONS, i’m going back IN … about 8 days TALK ABOUT AWESOME?

I’ll just skim through what I’ve mentioned about in the vlog, just the gist of it, (it’s only 3 minutes long, nothing much to actually summarize about)

  • I talked about the weather.
  • I talked about coming back to Malaysia and trying to squeeze all of you in it. I want to see all your beautiful faces before I come back here.
  • HOW FREEZING COLD I WAS BACK THEN. (it was about 5 degrees when I filmed that vlog.)

But now, the minimum temp is about 15, which only occurs at around midnight or early dawn. Sorry, I’m ranting about the temperature now.

See, this is what had changed. Me, and the obsession with weather. ever since i came here, I’ve been obsessed about how cold/ how hot the day is/ will be/ was!!

Maybe it’s because in Malaysia asking about the weather was like asking if you’re going to school the same time everyday or not, because I’d say malaysia’s weather is just as predictable and as my breakfast tomorrow morning. (one egg, two pieces of bread, lightly toasted, a pot of strawberry jam and butter, and salted apple slices) Sunny, with a chance of rain.

Don’t get me wrong here, I’d REALLY wish Indian climates were like malaysia’s, so that you’d be wearing shorts all year long without looking like an idiot. But of course the coldness does give you an upperhand when you’re in the mood for shopping. I can’t image wearing uggs and overalls in Malaysia. i’d probaby die of a) asphyexiation, or stares from strangers. “what the hell is this kid doing, wearing those boots with the furrr?”

Weather, climates, and T-Pain aside, I’d just like to remind you again, VLOG WILL BE UP NEXT VIDEO. PROMISE. :D if you’d like to say anything to be about the video/ blog/ water hippos, just drop me a line from the list of possible ways to contact me in the post before this.

haha alright mate, that’s all goodnight, stay save, keep warm and don’t let water hippos hit on you.

Much Love

Emily