January 2012
1 post
December 2011
12 posts
Just came back from a work christmas party. It was fun! Just about as much fun as I’ve had all week. It feels good being happy again. It’s a shame though that even though I’m the youngest, I’m the only one who could hold and control my drink.
Gonna give Jubes a text in about ten minutes to see if she’s reached home safely. Being happy is fine but drunk driving...
I have disappeared from the face of the interwebz. (Almost. Tumblr is just for laughs really)
Strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.
Wrote on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.
...
Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
November 2011
63 posts
1 tag
How to be classy in three easy steps:
theblaisemonster:
disgustinghuman:
triiku:
mylifeasjorge:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
OMG FOREVER REBLOG. FOREVER.
THIS IS SO FABULOUS. SO FABULOUS.
FUCKING YES.
fuck this is good…
I need a cup of tea or a cocktail for this.
just make sure your connection isn’t slow as shit otherwise you’d just get rained on.
8 tags
You have the bluest eyes and the blondest hair
When someone mentions your Twilight phase →
10knotes:
Submitted by thekaycho
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
This is me. Everyday. With my best friend Naves. He keeps bringing it up. and I keep shutting him up. EVERYDAY.
Facebook Girl can be SO annoying →
daily-top-10:
REBLOG and click the pic for 10 of her most annoying pics (try to resist the urge to stab her)
reblog with your hipster self
pretty much me right here
notpstalkingyou:
fenfenbutt:
speckspeckspeck:
kadardies:
vaarsuvius:
sasspostate:
nepoota:
game here
Pretty accurate:
basically me without my binder and nicer shoes
not accurate at all but omg they’re all so cuteeee
nope not accurate but hey I’d wear it
… Surprisingly accurate.
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
misspaolasoleil:
Talking to my mom on the phone: →
10knotes:
smokeporch:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
1 tag
When the teacher is lecturing too fast →
daily-tumbles:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
Esther’s relationship w/ Rebecca J Momson